HEY! It’s someone’s birthday.
Go tell someone HAPPY BIRTHDAY [!!!]
This is kind of what it’s like dating a teacher at the end of a school year.
Mmmhmmm. Get ready for 18 more “worst day ever” days. Well, maybe 17 — who could hate the last glorious day?!
I just called 48 bus drivers in one hour.
And every single one told me they were booked the date of our field trip NEXT Friday [Yep, my partner forgot to secure a bus driver and didn’t realize until today. She’s great.]
Hearing “no” 48 times will really leave you feeling rejected, man.
Someone bought a fanny pack that holds dog treats for training our dog.
I’m trying so hard not to laugh.
So far this week:
- A student shared that her 15 year old sister is pregnant and has decided on having an abortion.
- A student has shared that his mother is cheating on his father.
- A student shared that she has finally come out as a lesbian to her family and they’re not speaking to her.
Attention Dog Lovers!
What’s your favorite kind of dog and why?
What’s the best dog for small apartment living? Ya know, not too big. Not too small.
‘Cause ya know: I have alllllllmost convinced someone this is a good idea.
