THIS looks cozy.

[Bonus points: it’s red!]

• 8 hours.
• 8 bags of trash.
• One very clean and organized apartment.

But, seriously: I purged tons of stuff that I’d been holding on to. I had drawers and drawers of stuff that I had kept “just because” [no rhyme or reason] My hope is that my cat will have more difficulty finding crap to knock off shelves now. Let’s cross our fingers, shall we?

On that note: I was losing steam to make my lunches for this week and do laundry — BUT THEN: I saw Forrest Gump was on. Perfect background. Perfect. 

I’m not sure if you can REALLY see the numbers, but:

“SLATE” short for “Slater” totally won 2nd place. [what, what]

Midnight Bowling, for the win.

Midnight Bowling.

heygirlteacher:

ohmuffins:

Guys.

Oh, look who made it on to: heygirlteacher! 

I’d also like to take this opportunity to say:

[insert giggle here]

This epitomizes how I feel right now.

[Is today over? I want to crawl back into my bed and sleeeeeeeeep.]

#whinytiredteacher

Husband stealer has ALL the best ideas.

Operation: Pizza Party was a hit.

I don’t mind giving up my planning period for students who deserve a treat. Just sayin’

world-shaker:

That awkward moment when your girlfriend suddenly looks different.

I have a drinking problem. 

Debate verdict: Yes.

I can pull off the “tights and a dress” thing.

#obnoxioushipstergirlproblems

9 dayyyyyyys.