oh, muffins!

May 23

world-shaker:

This is kind of what it’s like dating a teacher at the end of a school year.

Mmmhmmm. Get ready for 18 more “worst day ever” days. Well, maybe 17 — who could hate the last glorious day?!

I just called 48 bus drivers in one hour.

And every single one told me they were booked the date of our field trip NEXT Friday [Yep, my partner forgot to secure a bus driver and didn’t realize until today. She’s great.]

Hearing “no” 48 times will really leave you feeling rejected, man.

May 22

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May 21

Someone bought a fanny pack that holds dog treats for training our dog.

I’m trying so hard not to laugh.

So far this week:

• A student shared that her 15 year old sister is pregnant and has decided on having an abortion.
• A student has shared that his mother is cheating on his father.
• A student shared that she has finally come out as a lesbian to her family and they’re not speaking to her.

May 15

I rushed home today to:

do absolutely nothing.

May 14

Get yo’ hands off my dog.

May 13

I’m VERY convincing.

Stay tuned.

May 12

Attention Dog Lovers!

What’s your favorite kind of dog and why?

What’s the best dog for small apartment living? Ya know, not too big. Not too small.

‘Cause ya know: I have alllllllmost convinced someone this is a good idea.

May 10

How to get your boyfriend to pick up Chinese food on the way home:

May 09

GPOY:

darcythrives:

I actually need this mug.

I’m guilty of getting hangry. A lot. Sometimes. Sort of.

May 06

GUYS:

THE GRE IS COMPLETE. 

OH, AND UH: I DIDN’T DO TOO BAD. YA DIG?

Pizza.

The Breakfast of GRE Champions. Right? That’s how it works, right?

May 05

I’m taking the GRE tomorrow at 12pm: