Stickin' it to the [wo]man:
Highly overpriced literacy specialist contracted from a fancy company to help our school improve Guided Reading strategies: "Okay, let's talk about your lesson today."
Me: "Okay." [begins highlighting positives from the lesson]
Highly overpriced literacy specialist contracted from a fancy company to help our school improve Guided Reading strategies: "[babbles, then out of nowhere] You know. Your students will really do whatever you want them to do. That's a talent."
Me: "Oh, really? I like to call it mutual respect."