oh, muffins!

world-shaker: This is kind of what it’s like dating a teacher...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:25:26 -0400

This is kind of what it’s like dating a teacher at the end of a school year.

Mmmhmmm. Get ready for 18 more “worst day ever” days. Well, maybe 17 — who could hate the last glorious day?!

I just called 48 bus drivers in one hour.

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:07:45 -0400

And every single one told me they were booked the date of our field trip NEXT Friday [Yep, my partner forgot to secure a bus driver and didn’t realize until today. She’s great.]

Hearing “no” 48 times will really leave you feeling rejected, man.

When Michael puts dishes away vs. When I put dishes away.

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:27:21 -0400

When Michael puts dishes away vs. When I put dishes away.

Someone bought a fanny pack that holds dog treats for training our dog. I’m trying so hard not...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:23:00 -0400

Someone bought a fanny pack that holds dog treats for training our dog.

I’m trying ~~so hard~~ not to laugh.

So far this week:

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:29:54 -0400

A student shared that her 15 year old sister is pregnant and has decided on having an abortion.
A student has shared that his mother is cheating on his father.
A student shared that she has finally come out as a lesbian to her family and they’re not speaking to her.

I rushed home today to:

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:03:00 -0400

do absolutely nothing.

Get yo’ hands off my dog.

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:24:31 -0400

Get yo’ hands off my dog.

I’m VERY convincing. Stay tuned.

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:04:36 -0400

I’m VERY convincing.

Stay tuned.

Attention Dog Lovers!

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:43:00 -0400

What’s your favorite kind of dog and why?

What’s the best dog for small apartment living? Ya know, not too big. Not too small.

‘Cause ya know: I have alllllllmost convinced someone this is a good idea.

How to get your boyfriend to pick up Chinese food on the way home:

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:08:00 -0400

GPOY:

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:06:23 -0400

darcythrives: I actually need this mug. I’m guilty of...

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:53:24 -0400

darcythrives:

I actually need this mug.

I’m guilty of getting hangry. A lot. Sometimes. Sort of.

GUYS:

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:57:10 -0400

THE GRE IS COMPLETE.

OH, AND UH: I DIDN’T DO TOO BAD. YA DIG?

Pizza.

Mon, 06 May 2013 08:49:00 -0400

The Breakfast of GRE Champions. Right? That’s how it works, right?

I'm taking the GRE tomorrow at 12pm:

Sun, 05 May 2013 21:40:25 -0400

Week 2, Day 2

Sat, 04 May 2013 19:58:49 -0400

Week 2, Day 2

I wish I could teleport home. Or hire someone to drive me home. Or just live in Chapel Hill.

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:17:19 -0400

I wish I could teleport home.

Or hire someone to drive me home.

Or just live in Chapel Hill.

Week 2, Day 1. I feel strong. This adventure is working. I have...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:38:09 -0400

Week 2, Day 1.

I feel strong. This adventure is working. I have a lot to say soon.

That’s all :]

As Michael so graciously patiently helped me study for the...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:05:00 -0400

As Michael so ~~graciously~~ patiently helped me study for the [dreaded] math portion of the GRE tonight - my only real question was:

Who is Nancy and what does she do for a living? Who spends that much money?

Math, you guys. I just can’t. I can’t even.

Photo

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:57:40 -0400